Kittie!

Current mood: Glad, but suspicious.
Listening to: Kittie - Charlotte.

Montgomery! Haha. No, just kiddin'. Although her name is spelled with y. Anyway, I just heard Kittie for the first time today, and wau, are they amazing! At first I just hurried to their website, entered disco, and started hearing their music. I then minimized the window, and did other stop meanwhile. When the song then finished, I opened the window again, and went on to the next song. I then realized that it was a video! So I started watching, and then I almost dropped my jaw. It was girls! I hadn't even realized it, because of the growling! Of course I know about Otep, and I listen to them frequently, but this is just completely different, since it's an all girl band! I just can't stop listening to them now. They've captivated me.

Go to their website and take a listen!

Anyway, thought I'd list a few of my favourite quotes, or .. a lot!
Well, here they are:

"They say that lesbians hate men. Why should a lesbian hate a man? They don't have to fuck them!"
- Roseanne.

"I can't help lookinh gay. I put on a dress and people say, 'Who's the dyke in the dress?' "
- Karen Ripley.

"If a male homosexual are called 'gay', then female homosexuals should be called 'ecstatic'."
- Roberts' Rules on Lesbian Living by Shelly Roberts.

"Men often say, 'Women! Who could ever understand them?' Dont ask a lesbian for the answer. All you'll get is a sympathetic nod."
- Joanne Brigden.

"My mom blames California for me being a lesbian. 'Everything was fine until you moved out there.' 'That's right, mom, we have mandatory lesbanism in West Hollywood. The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel to my wardrobe.' "
- Coley Sohn.

"If homosexuality is a disease, then lets all call in queer to work. 'Hello. Can't work today, still queer.' "
- Robin Tyler.

"Introductions are tricky in a lesbian relationship. It's a word game. To my friends she's my lover, to strangers and family members in de nial she's my roommate, to Jehovah's Witnesses at the door she's my lesbian sex slave, and to my mother she's Jewish and that's all that matters."
- Denise McCanles.

"A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination the doctor says, 'Why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygenic?' The woman responds, 'I have a woman in twice a week' "

"My partner and I joined a support group for monogamous lesbian - it was great until she meet someone there."
- Margo Gomez.

"When my mother found out I was gay she sent me to Juvenile Hall. That's smart. Sending me to live with five hundred girls who can't get out!"
- Kat Howard.

"I don't think of them as lesbian supervisors, I think of them as county supervisors who happen to be lesbians. A lesbian supervisor would have a very different job: 'Hey you, cut those nails before you hurt somebody!' "
- Marga Gomez (on lesbians in local goverment).

"that word lesbian sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they're sure that they're the cure."
- Denise McCanles.

"Some women can't say the word lesbian .. even when their mouth is full of one!"
- Kate Clinton.

"Women who love women are lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define lesbian as sex between women."
- Rita Mae Brown.

"Every gay and lesbian person who has been lucky enough to survive the turmoil of growing up is a survivor. Survivors always have an obligation to those who will face the same challenges."
- Bob Paris.

"One destressing thing is the way men react to women who assert their equality: their ultimate weapon is to call them unfeminine. They think she is anti-male; they even whisper that she's probably a lesbian."

"Are you a lesbian?" - a heckler. "Are you my alternative?"
- Florynce Kennedy.

"My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it."
- Amanda Bearse.

"He looked me right in the face and said, 'You flippin bulldyke!' And I thought to myself, ''Oooh, what a smart man! Why, I'll bet he took one look at me and knew I was white, too' "
- Lea DeLaria.

"We do not recruit. We can only impress."
- Marga Gomez.

"One wedding cake designer I called said, 'We specialize in elaborate beautiful white flowers all over the cake' So i said, 'I should tell, this is for two men.' There was a slight pause and she said, 'I can put little baseball players all over it?' "
- Mark Harris.

"Did you read Holly Near's Book? Let me save you the trouble. This is the most exviting sentence in the book: 'I feel like a lesbian when I'm making love to a woman.' Good, Holly! Well, the major difference between me and Holly Near is that I feel like a lesbian when I am BREATHING!"
- Lea DeLaria.

"I love Christians who tell me somethung sweet and Christian, like, 'You're going to hell' It's not hard for me to picture gay hell: The scorching wind from the fiery pit messed up my hair, there's no mousse? No blow-dryer? This is hell" There's nothing on TV but Hee Haw. My furniture is from Levitz! O'm living in a trailer park" Aaaargh!"
- Danny McWilliams.

"I came out to my family on Thanksgiving. I said, mom, please pass the gravy to a homosexual. She passed it to my father. A terrible scene ensued."
- Bob Smith.

"'How did you first know you were gay? What did you feel?' Apparently another girl."
- Suzanne Westenhoefer.

"My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke!' "
- Lea DeLaria.

"I came out to my sister, and she said, 'Oh my godm you're gay" Are you seeing a psuchologist?' I answered, 'No, I'm seeing a schoolteacher.' "
- Bob Smith.

"I didn't choose to be gay; I was chosen! Are you serious? I get to be queer? Oh, thank you. I didn't even fill out the application, I am s o thrilled. No, I did. I bought the ticket, I scratched it off .. Look, I'm a lesbian! I won!"
- Suzanne Westenhoefer.

"What do you mean, you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary."
- Lea DeLaria.

"I was raised Roman Catholic, and according to the Catholic Church it's okay to be a homosexual, as long as you don't practice homosexuality. Which is interesting, because I think it's okay to be Catholic, so long as you don't practice Catholism."
- Bob Smith.

"Oh please, you are not bisexual. I went to a bar mitzah once, that doesn't make me Jewish."
- Lucia in The Opposite of Sex, played by Lisa Kudrow.

Jack: "For your information, most peple who meet me do not know that I am gay."
Will: "Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay."
Jack: "Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?"
Grace: "My dog knew."

Jovi: "You're fired, sacked, canned, you're getting the boot, your show is cancelled."
Cyanne: "You can't fire me, you're not my boss, dyke!"
Jovi: "My friend is, and you can't use people like you use drugs. Now go get helo and shake all those demons out of your head. When you're better, then I'm willing to meet you half way, but until then get out. And dykes are for the Dutch, I'm a lessssssbian, get it straight. (to Marissa) Can I have a double Espresso?"
- From Metropia, played by Zainab Musa and Kristin Fairlie.

Caine: "Girls seem to hang all over you .. why don't you have a girlfriend yet?"
Holden: "Because I have a boyfriend, Caine .."
Caine: "But you can't let your friends hold you back from happiness .."
Holden: "Goddamnit, I'm gay, you baka!!"
Caine and Holden in Arcana.

Much more to come, but now I really h a v e to go to sleep!

Oh, and by the way .. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

Current mood: Wornout.
Listening to: Ani DiFranco - Out Of Habit (Live).