Lesbian FTP

Current mood: Thoughtful
Listening to: My My Metrocard by Le Tigre

We seriously need to import some new lesbians here. It's like I said to my sister the other day: "I'm gonna be single until new lesbians hatch or some are imported. Not out of righteous choice really, but this is getting ridiculous!"

"No wonder there's so much drama!" I thought to myself after complaining for three days. "If we stopped dating our friends ex-girlfriends, the drama would be fairly less overwhelming."
Now I make it sound like everyone is recycling. And that's honestly not the case. It's mostly me. I think people are starting to reconsider, if they really want to introduce me to their new girlfriends. I'm really beginning to get a bad reputation when it comes to "snatching" friends girlfriends/ex-girlfriends.
Oh, I kid! I'm really not that bad. I'm no Shane - more like Alice really. Just not able to control my heart. Is there a condition where your brain switches off and your heart picks up the trail? Because then I sure have it. Although that's a bad excuse. Just sounds a lot more romantic, right? In reality, I would just much rather regret what I've done, than regret something I didn't do.

But now my first ex-girlfriend is involved with my third ex-girlfriend. And the first one is the only one I've been able to stay friends with, while I can't stand the third one. Also, clearly first ex deserves way better than third ex. Pfft. But who am I to judge? I just got out of a relationship with my former best friend's second ex girlfriend.
Confused yet?

I demand that new lesbians hatch or that we at least get some fine imported ones soon! Giddy-up, I say!